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IN THE "AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN" CATEGORY

“Covers”  Grab your parkas, long johns, ponchos and leg warmers ‘coz baby it’s cold outside so come on in and get under our covers!

“Last ‘All Original’ Dance Party” Time to recycle!

"Boys vs Girls" It's dodge ball in the schoolyard all over again!

"Game Show III" Having announced his plans to semi-retire, Dick Smiley will leave the hosting duties this time to new-comer Madge.

MISSED ITS MARK “Double Shot"
Pt. 1 ­­- “Back2Back”   2 songs from the same artist

Pt. 2 - “Witty Witty”  2 songs whose titles form a witty combination

THEY RARELY DO "Drummer Sings Lead"  Alright Ringo, Henley, Collins and Criss time to come out of retirement!

REPURPOSED "Strange" People are strange and Dance Parties can be too! This dance party has been re-invented and will now be known as "A Little of this and a Little of That" Basically it's whatever our in-house DJ swept up off the factory floor.

CURTAINS "Carmen" / "Madame Butterfly" A fiery gypsy, a fruit wearing flamenco dancer, some white guy who doesn't want to be by himself, and a nosey maid, they'll all be here ready to chica chica boom chic the night away. Oh no! put the sword down Cio-Cio-San, that no-good sailor ain’t worth it! Come for the drama, stay for the chips. "Madame Butterfly" has yet to leave her cocoon. "Carmen" however was given a whole new Spring wardrobe and plans to Fling it upon us soon.

PLANKED "Pirate" An absolute treasure chest of stolen, copied and unlawfully acquired songs just begging to be pillaged, so grab your plank and come aboard! - "Pirate" was relegated to the following last minute New Years Eve dance party "Hellooo 2013!"  Come practise your mistletoe manoeuvres before slutting it up at the bars.

CANCELLED  "Tom and Trina's Cracklin' 45 Pool Party" - Cancelled due to the fact that the majority of the 45s have been featured on previous party tapes.

BORN AGAIN  "Yeah I know... Another Dance Party" No theme. Give me break would ya! Wear Black and Purple! There! That's your theme!!! - After a very long delay this dance party, as described above, never happened. Instead the music was recycled and "Yeah I Know..." was re-born as the highly successful "Private"