Living-room Dance Party Central: T2017

2017

#34 January 21 DOUBLE FEATURE

“Melinda”

“The Teacher”

Memorable lines

“Your eyes have been following me all over this place.

Maybe it’s because you walk funny.”

“Sean! Diane! Sean! Diane! Sean! Diane! Sean! Diane!...”

Degustation: Bloody Caesars, Labatt Bleue, Frank’s Cheese puffs, Frank’s Buffalo chicken wings rippled chips, Dare veggie crisps, Spicy sesame shrimp, Charcuterie plate.

#35 March 22 DOUBLE FEATURE

“Rescue From Gilligan’s Island”

“The Zodiac Killer”

Memorable lines

“Truck driver, beep! beep!”

“Proceeds to urinate in patron’s drink yelling

‘The fountain of youth lives’”

Memorable audience lines

“No ginger here, no Ginger there!”

"I know my satin"

Degustation: Labatt Bleue, Tyrrell’s Vegetable Crisps, Tzatziki drenched oven baked perogies, Ginger infused Hawaiian BBQ Kettle chips, Frugal Charcuterie plate.

#36 May 01 DOUBLE FEATURE

“Motel Hell”
“Goldilocks and the Three Bares”

Condorito Intermission

Memorable lines

“We’d love to continue to enjoy your meat”

“All the nudes that’s fit to print”

Degustation: Mott’s Clamato Caesars, Labatt Bleue,

Ruffles Mozzarella and Marinara chips,

Paqui Wild Wild Ranch tortilla chips, Taco bowls,

Charcuterie plate.

#37 July 25 DOUBLE FEATURE

“Terminal Island”
“Kiss of the Tarantula”

Memorable lines:

“I’m gonna squeeze his balls until they turn to jelly”

“I’ve been flogging my mule for three months”

“Get your hands off of me. You smell of chemicals and death”

Memorable audience lines:

”Ya die the minute you’re born”

“Mausoleum?!”

Degustation: Pepito Blanca, Labatt Bleue, Buffalo Ranch Pringles,

Neal Bros. Honey Mustard Pretzels, Yum Yum Smokey Bacon chips, Tic-Tac-Toe Charcuterie plate.

#38 August 8

“Wicked, Wicked”

Memorable lines:

“Wicked, wicked that’s the ticket”

Degustation: Pepito Blanca, Pepito Rojo, Labatt Bleue Dry,

Kettle Brand Moscow Mule Chips, Takis Crunchy Fajitas Corn Chips,

Stacy’s Parmesan Garlic and Herb Pita Chips, Ritz Bacon Crisps,

Spicy pigs in the blanket with Tzatziki

Note: A bag of expired Balsamic and Bruschetta Crispy Minis was not consumed

#39 August 22

“Stage Fright”

Note: The screening of this film was interrupted by the unexpected arrival of a mobile farmer’s market and therefore viewed in two sessions.

Memorable lines:

“I got him right between the eyes”

“Right between the eyes”

Degustation: Jacob’s Creek Moscato, Don Simon Sangria,

Labatt Bleue, Lay’s Sizzlin’ Szechuan, No Name Ripple cut chips,

Cheesy Bacon Swaddlers, Pizza with tzatziki

#40 October 3

“Once is Not Enough”

Memorable lines:

“Linda, you have ten fingers like a mouth and a mouth like ten fingers”

Degustation: Bella Bellina Moscato Lemonata, Pepito Blanca,

Labatt Bleue, Cheesy Bacon Swaddlers, Sausage Rolls, Baked Pierogies with Greek Olive Cream Cheese Spread, Taco Scoops, Veggie Straws, Sonic Sour Cream Doritos, PJC Regular Rippled Chips.

#41 October 18 DOUBLE FEATURE

“Love Me Like I Do”

“Blacula”

Memorable lines:

“I hate having intercourse on a barstool”

“Meeting you two was the lowest point in my career as a woman”

♬ ♪ There he is again ♬ ♩

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRBVFM__Xus

Best audience lines:

“So sleazy you want to go but you don’t tell your friends you did”

“Did I snort?”

Degustation: Val Caudalies Cidre Pomme-Framboise, Bella Bellina Moscato Lemonata, Don Simon Sangria Alegria, Cheesy Bacon Swaddlers,

Spicy Chicken Wings, Lay’s Poppables Sea salt,

Rice Works: Gourmet Rice Snacks Sundried Tomato,

Mediterranean Herbs and Cheese

#42 October 31 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL DOUBLE FEATURE

“The Rocky Horror Picture Show”

“Halloween” (10/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)

Best audience lines:

“It tastes like white wine.

That’s ‘cause it is.”

“Oh, no! no! get out of there. Don’t drop the knife!

Behind you!! No! Oh no! Stop, get out, eeee...”

Degustation: Mott’s Clamato Caesars, Deinhard white wine, Don Simon Sangria Alegria, Don Simon Vinto Tinto, Doritos, Ranch Bugles, Fun-size chocolate bars, Pizza, Fries, Popcorn