Rocky's

Fun fact: Rocky's in 1985 was a delicious looking restaurant

 

 

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 2023

 

 

Thursday May 25

 

Good news: The Women’s bathroom has re-opened

Bad news: It now belongs to the poopers

Karaoke was deafening, beers were hefty, snacks were plenty,

and don’t forget to check in, after twenty!

 

(Who is Fanny and why is she so disliked?)

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2021

 

Tuesday July 6

An invitation to a romantic week-end in Baie Comeau was extended

One patron’s premonition of riches came true (to a certain extent)

A rat owning patron remotely commandeered the jukebox

The new uni-sex bathroom provided one happy female patron

 with some sexy urinal peeping

 

 

 

 

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2019

Thursday October 31

Lumberjacks, moustaches, ball grabs, lost socks, and sexy British dads,

flirt-a-thons, chocolatepalooza, a 20 here and a 40 there, fries, nuggets, and burgers oh my!

Something for everyone.

Thursday September 19

- One lucky patron was the recipient of a (once a year only!) lap dance 

from a gentleman with multiple talents (and personalities!)

- An offering of lime coloured baking powder posing as cocaine was made

- A very shady character sat at the entrance guarding his mounds of contraband cheese

- A much hoped for love connection with a sexy bearded barfly was not to be

- A potentially violent altercation between an OLF official and a recently sheared patron was thwarted due to the distractions caused by the Furries in funky socks at the bar next door

- The round-robin tournament resulted in a tiny windfall
- The condom dispenser was severely looted

Thursday April 18

- This celebrity filled evening included Tim Conway, Rasputin, and 

Max von Sydow to name a few

- Parlour games were ignored

- A very relaxed Miss Tang alerted us to a potential windfall

- Sadly, on this occasion no attempt was made to rekindle an old flame

- The only phone number we were offered was 1-866-SOS JEUX

Thursday March 28

- Heartfelt attempt to rekindle an old flame was promptly extinguished

- Nurse Ratched tended to one fallen patron

- Numerous hugs and kisses were given by the Jukebox Protector

- Potential brawl over $37.50 ended with a lesson in sharing

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2018

Chaos at the Jukebox

Thursday October 25

When a salad, a rapist and a China doll walk into a bar…

what’s a girl to do?!

Line of the night:

“I’m straight… straight to bed!"

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2016

Wednesday February 17

- Commandeered the jukebox

- Were privy to an impassioned poetry reading

- Complimented repeatedly on our beauty

- Subject to applause while walking to and from the restrooms

- Butterfly kisses for one lucky newcomer

- Thanked profusely by both staff and patrons for having graced them with our presence

Wednesday March 23

- Commandeered the jukebox

- Our musical selections were met with jeers from the crowd
(including those at our table)
- Repeatedly managed to rid the place of it's patrons
- We did not receive applause, butterfly kisses or poetry readings
- No one thanked us profusely for being there

Quotes:
"Hey, did you hear paisley is back"
"Remember when t-shirts lasted forever?"
"RE: My life, I just don't know if this is the beginning or is this the end"

Wednesday April 20

- Attempts to commandeer the jukebox resulted in a quasi
"Gun fight at the O.K Coral" stand-off
- A pony-tailed arch nemesis was made

- Potential love interest for one Metal head patron was alas, not meant to be

- The evening's Haute couture consisted of Pashminas and vests

- Overheard at our table "I'm at a country bar in the village"

- OTC drug laced Sangria was not a hit