36) March 8 "Back With a Vengeance" Finally after a lengthy hiatus that had been forced upon us, we're back bitches! Time to raid the tickle trunk for that perfect dancing ensemble!
Review: Just got back from this dance extravaganza... Sadly, tickle trunk costumes were at a minimum; however, there was a nurse on hand to tend to bad backs and faltering legs. Various guests dropped by, but Gramma Satan seemed to be the biggest surprise of the night. She wasn't at her sassiest, but then who could hear her over the blaring music. I did learn that Rupert Holmes choked his wife...and, oh yeah.. THE RIBS ARE HERE!!!
FB songs of the night: Unguarded Moment and Harper Valley PTA.
37) May 24 "Pick-A-Side" 130 sides to choose from - there's something for everyone!
Review:
Side
1: CHOM
So much laughter during the first 45 minutes of the evening. And so much
misunderstanding! Nonetheless, these rock classics provided the
background for a head-turning, potato-shaking good time!
Side 2: Crazy 80s
Well, it wasn't that crazy! But certainly enjoyable. The second side of
the evening was another fantastic hit-fest.
And then along came...
Side 3: Crescent Street
Who would have thought that Endicott could cause 75% of the guests to
leave the dance floor. Actually, it's just as well, since the remaining
25% needed all the room possible for their energetic dance moves. And
let it also be known that not everyone Wang-Chunged last night.
But the festivities returned into full swing with...
Side 4: Best Of
They don't call it Best Of for nothing. In fact, I was shushed on more
than one occasion.
The party closed with a 3-song chill tape, which included Year of the
Cat. Meow!
Sadly, the leftovers never showed up.
38) July 12 "A Hint of Sleaze" ...goes a long way
Review:
Wow! This old-school style dance party had everything: kinky boots, sexy leopards, stockings,
a see-thru dress, garters, cleavage, nose powder, an impromptu striptease, a flashlight Va-JJ, beer bottle BJs, old boys, new boys, Indian snacks, Swedish berries...the list just goes on.
The carefully-selected sleaze-tinged tunes rocked the house (of course, that might have just been the fireworks outside) and put the rival party across the street to shame. To shame, I tell you!!!
Even the wind-down tape had the room lip-synching like maniacs...and reciting the Lord's Prayer was the perfect way to end the party, segue into Sunday morning, and purge us of any sins that might have transgressed during the evening.
39) Sept. 20 "Mediocre" Meh! The tunes won’t raise the roof. The costumes won’t impress. Same old chips, same old dips. Try as you may with lots of booze, but this night will be a guaranteed snooze.
Review: A NEW MEDIOCRITY:
This impromptu (and long overdue) fiesta featured so much: a mysterious sequin-dressed guest, a bolero-jacketed cowgirl, an oven-mitted chef, a pair of wedges, two types of sangria, a whole lotta twirlin', samosas that nearly burnt the house down twice, a shirtless photo shoot in the bedroom, and a whole slew of never-before-heard party songs. The evening (or should I say late afternoon) began with a "shush" and the boys quickly had to be replaced with cartoon sea life. As a result, sexiness was kept to a minimum and on the sly. OK, so there was only one dip...but, on the positive side, there was no waste afterwards. All in all, a raging success!
FB song of the night: "Shame" by Miss Evelyn "Champagne" King
Most popular song of the night: "Stumblin' in" by Suzie Quatro and some guy
Best Line of the night: "I cannot resist him!"
40) November 01 "O'Halloween" Guaranteed by our in-house DJ to be an absolute success!
Review: How
does one begin to describe the success of this rollicking party??? Does
one start with the gypsy's egg-laying chicken? The wandering Shreddie
that turned into a frosted Mini-Wheat before our very eyes? The
newly-svelte long-donged flasher in need of serious manscaping? Or do we
start off with the excellent selection of tunes, one of which actually
provoked a teenage-like scream from a mysterious hooded figure?
...And we haven't even discussed the old-school style of gyrating and
humping. You may not have been able to feel his real thing, but who
wanted to with that fabulous faux phallus around (and don't forget the
lime-scented testes.) Even the pope got into the action with a new
prepuce head-piece.
The return of the licorice vase was well received...and, surprisingly,
ponchos were not required. Also, the post-party Best Of selection might
even have proven to be a bigger treat than the actual party tape itself.
And, of course, it's always a pleasure when naked Spaghetti-Boy and naked Bar-Boy make an appearance...but then again, when
don't they? All in all, a resounding success (thanks to Advil) and a well-deserved break
for this hard-working nurse (who is now back on duty.)
Most popular song of the night: "Cecilia" by Simon and Garfunkel
Best Line of the night: "What is that, cream of wheat?"
41) Dec. 31 "Super Fun New Year’s Eve"
Fulfill your T. Marzetti wishes and 99¢ chip dreams by
joining us to help ring in 2015, well actually it’ll be more like come ring in up to an hour before 2015!
Review: Yes, everyone in the photo is having a good time. Of course, this shot was taken before the guests started playing Punster. But,
despite the melt-down, this party had everything and more! Guests were
even treated to a glass of sparkling wine!...and the presence of
Chardonnay and Crystal was also a real treat. These two gals were all
decked up in their finest. Of course, it didn't take them long to get
all un-decked up from their finest. The four-hours of music was fabulous, as usual...and that Spaghetti Song (Parmesan!) was a pleasant deviation. All
the games were a major hit, except maybe for that Simon Says bit. But
the Murder Mystery provided a twist that no one was expecting (and twice
at that!!!) And, oh yes, the fabulous prizes carefully donated by our
gracious hostesses were the cherry on the sundae! Sadly, as the
music winded down and we neared the witching hour, that is when the
claws came out. One guest left in such a state that he forgot his
breakfast in the refrigerator. Will bodyguards be required for all
future dance parties? Only time will tell. As a curious aside, it
was interesting to note how "Centerfold" received an uproarious whoop
from the crowd. So different from that last time!Most popular song of the night: "Once in a Lifetime" by Talking Heads
Best Line of the night: "Your Marilyn Monroe sounds like Bob Dylan"
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