#46 January 09
“Twilight People”
Unfortunately,
due to technical difficulties
viewing of our intended main feature ceased after
a mere 12 minutes.
“Unholy Rollers”
Memorable lines:
“And the farmer says ‘Yup, did it
the hard way,
standing up in a canoe.’”
“Can I have a Clorets?”
“Erupting in a fuselage of
fisticuffs!”
Memorable audience
lines:
“Underwear”
Degustation: Charcuterie plate (some assembly
required), Tzatziki,
Tikka Masala flavoured Pringles, Crespo garlic stuffed
olives,
Delices Cheese Sticks, Relax
Riesling, Hochtaler, Hardy’s Riesling
#47 January 23 TRIPLE
FEATURE
“The Devil’s Hand”.
“Click: The Calendar Girl Killer”
“Tourist Trap” (7/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable lines:
“Gambah”
“Pooblicize”
“You gotta problem?”
“Jack and Jill went up the hill tofetchapailofbullets”
“Hey little girl. You’re so pretty.”
Memorable audience
lines:
“I can’t get out of the bed!!”
Degustation: Tikka Masala flavoured Pringles, Parsnip chips,
Walkers Roasted Chicken, Beef and
Onion chips,
Garlic Shrimp with veggie rice, Delices BBQ Ripple,
Act II Bacon Mac and Cheese Popcorn,
Mott’s Clamato Caesars, Relax Riesling, Hochtaler
Garlic Shrimp with veggie rice, Delices BBQ Ripple,
Act II Bacon Mac and Cheese Popcorn,
#48 February 06 TRIPLE
FEATURE
“Blue Money"
“The House by the Cemetery”
(6/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)
“The House by the Cemetery”
(6/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)
“Texas Chainsaw
Massacre”
(8/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)
(8/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)
Interlude: “Mercy, the
Mummy Mumbled”
Memorable lines:
“I’m making raisin bread for supper,
think of something compatible”
“Damn tombstone!”
Memorable audience
lines:
“Last Friday a guy at work hung
himself”
Degustation: D Gourmet Sour Cream and Onion chips, Lay's Stax chips
Original and Cheddar, Spicy Chicken Wings with Tzatziki,
Not-So-Spicy-Tacos with Tzatziki,
Hungaria, Relax Riesling, Hochtaler
#49 February 17 DOUBLE
FEATURE
“Drum"
“Separate Ways”
“Separate Ways”
Memorable lines:
“Go on, get outta here, getta humpin’”
“You’re not gonna start meddling
around with my poontang are ya?”
“I got you from a ho house and you
ain’t even a ho!”
“Oh my goodness, what a mess”
Memorable audience
lines:
“He’s so saxy”
Degustation: Pringles: Sizzlin’ Sweet and Sour,
Munchos,
Lay’s Dill Pickle, Charcuterie
plate, Chorizo with Tzatziki,
Mott’s Clamato Caesars, Orange
Raspberry Pow!,
Black Cherry Raspberry Pow!
#50 March 01 DOUBLE
FEATURE
“The Undertaker and
His Pals”
“The Sister-in-Law”
“The Sister-in-Law”
Memorable lines:
“I cut in. I cut up. I cut out.”
“Prickly heat”
“Obviously you have more shame over
a dollar bill
than you do over your own penis.”
“And the real price of your noble
little fling on the
mountains of Quebec, is
gonna be my life.”
Memorable audience
lines:
“Just enough of a hot-ass-pect to
keep ya watchin’”
Degustation: Swaddlers, D Gourmet BBQ chips, Cheddar
Jalapeno Crunchy Cheetos, Mott’s Clamato Caesars, Rockstar Vodka Original,
Hochtaler, Gray Fox, Capicola with Tzatziki,
Marc Angelo Italian Chicken Strips,
Pate Chinois.
#51 March 15 DOUBLE
FEATURE
“10 Violent Women”
“The Pom Pom Girls”
“The Pom Pom Girls”
Memorable lines:
“Let her become clean with the blood
of a lamb”
“We’ll send you a postcard, Madge”
“A ship, a ship, a ship - a ship - a
ship
A hip, a hip, a hip - a hip - a hip…”
Memorable audience
lines:
Just a lot of inaudible stuff
Degustation: Cheetos, Bloody Caesars, Tali, Hochtaler
#52 March 26 DOUBLE
FEATURE
“Sweet Jesus,
Preacherman”
Note: Felt and Fro found at last!
“Pieces”
“Pieces”
Teaming up with Radio Shack our very
own LDP DJ supplied fb hit after fb hit resulting in the very best impromptu
dance party ever!
Memorable lines:
“This place stinks like a crummy
Italian restaurant”
“Nothin’ but a shuck”
Shuck: a person or thing regarded as worthless or contemptible.
“Bastard!!!”
X 3
Memorable audience
lines:
“You sure are chatty on Bellini”
”You know wah mean?”
Degustation: Bellini cocktails, Hochtaler, Taco
chips,
Corn and black bean salsa, Smokey
Bacon potato chips,
Charcuterie plate, Beef strips.
In Memoriam
Elzanne
“Bellini and Beef”
#53 March 31 TRIPLE
FEATURE
“Blood Feast”
“Fun House”
(7/10? on the frannyfright-o-meter)
“Evil Dead”
(9/10!! on the frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable lines:
“The man is uncanny!”
“Hers was an evil love”
“Falling asleep fast!”
“They wiggle and they dahnce”
“Memorable audience lines:
“Jesus Christ I almost put my knee
out!”
“3 teen limit?”
Degustation: Bellini cocktails, Pepito Lemon
Pomelo,
Nicolas
Laloux Rosé, Taki’s Angry Burger, Munchos,
D Gourmet Original and BBQ chips, Pizza, Fries, Onion rings
#54 April 14 TRIPLE
FEATURE
“Horror of Party
Beach”
“Terror Train”
(8/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
“Night of the Living
Dead”
(10/10 on
the frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable lines:
“Even if you crawl on your face, I’m not
picking you up”
“If it ain’t money rustling, it ain’t
worth hearing”
“What’s with the snit sisters?”
“We may not like living together
but dying together ain’t gonna solve
anything”
“Memorable audience lines:
“I like the train band”
“Die you fucker! I don’t like him”
“She’s Anne Bancroft-y and he’s
Ernest Borgnine-y”
Degustation: D Gourmet Original, Cheetos,
Munchos,
Veggie plate with T Marzetti Spicy
Avocado Ranch Dip,
Old Dutch Snack Bags, Tali,
Carlsberg,
Mott’s Clamato Pickled Bean, Labatt Bleue,
Don Simon Black Cherry Wow,
Mott’s Clamato Pickled Bean, Labatt Bleue,
Don Simon Black Cherry Wow,
Nicola Laloux Rosé, Pepito Lemon Pomelo
#55 April 28 “Lurkers”
Memorable lines:
“The place is a mess”
“And be quiet, people are eating”
“Memorable audience lines:
“But you’re my brother, father.”
Degustation: Mott’s Clamato Pickled Bean, Mateus: The Original,
D Gourmet Sour Cream and Onion chips, Munchos, BBQ ribs
#56 May 12 DOUBLE FEATURE
“Trip with Teacher”
“Trip with Teacher”
“Alone in the Dark”
Memorable lines:
“That’s a whole day’s walk to the
nearest boy”
“Muerto!”
♬ Chop, chop, chop up your mother. It’s a beautiful thing! ♪
“Memorable audience lines:
“High Lois”
“Felt and Schmo”
Degustation: Ole Sangrita, Mad Jack, Fontana di
Papa,
Hochtaler, Mystery Mimosa,
D Gourmet Original and BBQ chips, Chicken wings with Tzatziki, Indian
rice
#57 May 14 “Wizard
of Gore”
Memorable lines:
“Sometimes you make things sound as exciting as a shoe lace
factory.”
“Memorable audience
lines:
“Gotta get the 1:40 bus!”
Degustation: Fontana di Papa, Mystery Mimosa,
Vine leaves, Hungarian salami, Tzatziki,
Moong Dal, Nimbu Masala
#58 May 17 “Zombeavers”
Memorable lines:
“Wake that dick up!!”
Degustation: Bloody
Caesars, Tia Maria Sippers,
Chicken wings, Tzatziki and
celery, Gourmet D Original chips
#59 June 02 QUADRUPLE
FEATURE
“Vixen”
“Prime Time”
“Don’t Open the
Door”
(2/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
“Zombeavers”
(8/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable
lines:
“You certainly don’t believe
in added encumbrances.”
“Sears repaints the Wailing
Wall, details at 11.”
“Time to put your money where
your fist is.”
“Why thank you.”
"Do you see that girl?"
Memorable
audience lines:
“Whoo Whoo Whoo! He’s a
Mountie!”
Degustation: Munchos, Haldiram’s
All-in-one and Moong Dal,
Cumin meatballs with
tzatziki, Ringolos, Fontana Morella,
Bacardi Breezer Pineapple
Daiquiri, Ole Sangrita Original,
Pepito Lemon Pomelo, Thali aka
The Buzzkill
#60 June 07 “WolfCop”
(2/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable
lines:
“I think you eat too much
asparagus”
“I could use a drink. I could
use a hospital.”
Memorable
audience lines:
Viewer #1 “Don’t pause it, I
don’t care about this drivel.”
Viewers #2 & 3 “Awwwww”
Degustation:
Fontana Morella, Ole Sangrita Original,
Gourmet D Original and BBQ chips (Awwwww), 3$ Chow mein
#61 June 09 DOUBLE
FEATURE
“Twilight People”
“Pink Angels”
Memorable lines:
“Dammit Hildegard!”
Memorable audience
lines:
“I’m not a spoon madame!”
Degustation:
Fontana
Morella, Hochtaler, Mateus, Pomelo, Flaxseed corn chips,
Gourmet D Original and BBQ chips, BBQ
bacon pork bites,
Cumin meatballs with Tzatziki, Vine leaves, olives, spicy salami.
#62 July 07 QUADRUPLE
FEATURE
“Cindy and Donna”
“Phantom Empire”
“Killer Party”
(6/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
“Demons”
(4/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable lines:
“Ya
gotta be a little drunk to get through the day.”
“What are
you doing? I’m trying to be a good friend, you tub of shit.”
Memorable audience
lines:
♬♩♪ “How can you eat if you don’t cook,
Franny?” ♬♩♪
“Oh
my God is this over yet?!”
“I
have so many questions about the making of this movie.”
“Oh
yeah, he’s got a hammer!”
“My
bra is so tight.”
“Rick
James is causing a lot of trouble tonight.”
Degustation:
Mott’s Clamato Pickled Bean, Mateus:
The Original,
Fontana Di Papa, Pepito Chapelle, Munchos,
Cheesy Chorizo Bottlecaps, Vine
leaves, Charcuterie plate,
Nachos and Tzatziki, PC Poutine
chips,
Spokes Mango Habanero
#63 July 10 “A
Wedding”
Memorable lines:
“You mean you don’t drink?”
“No”
“In other words, when you get up in
the morning that’s as good as you’re gonna feel all day?”
Degustation:
Mott’s Clamato: Lime, Mott’s
Clamato: The Works,
Pepito Chapelle, Pepitomosa aka “The
Killer Cocktail”, Don Simon,
Taco chips and salsa, Chorizo and
tzatziki, Celery sticks and tzatziki,
Paprika chicken
#64 August 04 DOUBLE
FEATURE
“Suck”
“Frankenhooker”
Memorable lines:
“You drank da guy!”
“Wanna date, got any money, ya
lookin’ for some action?”
“Oh sweet mother of pearl!”
Degustation:
Pepito Rojo, Don Simon, Fontana di
Papa, Don di Papa, Samosas, Munchos, Cheesy
Chorizo Bottlecaps, Gourmet D Original and BBQ chips, Cheetos, Fries, Latkes,
and Verenekes.
#65 August 22 DOUBLE
FEATURE
“Double Exposure”
“Annabelle”
(5/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable lines:
“I find carrying equipment very
sensual”
“Half of you are dead don’t you know
that”
Memorable Audience lines:
“Ohhh! (pause) Ohhhhh!!!”
“Isn’t she from that movie ‘Stuck
Inside’?
You mean ‘Get Out’?
Yes”
Degustation:
Ole Sangrita, Bellini, Pepito Rojo,
Lay’s Taco flavoured chips,
Grilled onion with balsamic vinegar
chips,
Cheesy Chorizo Bottlecaps,
Chorizo and roasted potatoes with tzatziki
#66 August 27 DOUBLE
FEATURE
“Malibu Express”
“Super Chick”
Memorable lines:
“You’re a private investigator.
We’d like you to investigate our
privates.”
“Body by Fisher, brain by Mattel.”
“To get into show business, you
gotta show your business.”
Memorable audience lines:
“Did your mother write this?”
Degustation:
Lay’s Taco flavoured chips, Lay’s lightly
salted chips,
Nachos, Cheesy Chorizo Bottlecaps, Vine
leaves with tzatziki,
Smirnoff Vodka Red Sangria*, Mystery
Mimosa, Giacondi Trebbiano
*Winner of the Blandest Beverage Ever!
Doubled the vodka content and it still tasted like grape juice infused dishwater. Herr Smirnoff what were you thinking?
#67 September 08 TRIPLE
FEATURE
“Las Vegas Lady"
“League of Exotic
Dancers”
“Texas Chainsaw
Massacre 2"
(8/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable lines:
“You need to shake the fleas loose.”
”It’s too hot for a camel in here.”
“Time is flying like a rat on
skates.”
“You gotta choice boy, sex or the
saw?”
Memorable Audience
lines:
“Two Hoopers and a Hopper”
“I tawt I sawed a puddy tat!”
Degustation:
Lay’s Pizza chips, Krack-o-pop Sour
Cream and Onion Rings,
Cheesy Chorizo Bottlecaps, Chorizo
and tzatziki, Pepito Rojo,
Pepito Blanca, Moosehead Lager,
Giacondi Trebiano,
Vivolo Disasso, Don Simon Sangria.
#68 October 02 DOUBLE
FEATURE
“Lena’s Holiday"
“Mondo Topless”
Memorable lines:
“I’m a monkey, a clown, a paper doll”
“Now, where are those condoms?!!”
Memorable Audience
lines:
“No, bring me the big brown towel!”
Degustation:
Cheesy Chorizo Bottlecaps, PJC All
Dressed and Low salt chips,
Mott’s Clamato Caesars, Fontana di
Papa,
Crispy Drumsticks and Salsa rice
#69 October 06 TRIPLE(?)
FEATURE
“Galaxina"
Note: Due to extreme
boredom, the screening of Galaxina was cancelled after approximately 7 minutes.
No plans to reschedule
“Prom Night”
“The Burning"
(7/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable lines:
“It’s not who you go with, it’s who
takes you home.”
“He ain’t got no money lady, he
ain’t got no face!”
Memorable Audience
lines:
“Saved by the ball”
Degustation:
Taco Chips and Salsa, Cheesy Chorizo
Bottlecaps,
Bulles de Nuit, Fontana di Papa,
Mott’s Clamato pickle bean Caesar,
Smirnoff Ice
#70 October 23 DOUBLE
FEATURE
“Jocks”
“Friday the 13th: Part III”
(6/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable lines:
“Bettlebom…Bettlebom…Bettlebom…”
“I’m like American Express, I’m good
everywhere.”
“Rip his head off and shit down his
neck!”
Memorable Audience
lines:
“Was that Santa?”
“I
wanna ‘nother Mozza Burger!”
Degustation:
Cheesy Bacon Swaddlers, Munchos, D
Gourmet BBQ chips, Cheetos, Fontana di Papa, Mystery Mimosa, Frontera,
Donini Trebiano Chardonnay.
#71 October 27 DOUBLE
FEATURE
“My Tutor”
“Alien”
(9.9/10 on
the frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable lines:
♪♫ I can hear the clock measuring
ecstasy ♪♫
Memorable Audience
lines:
“Is this where they go and see all
the eggs on the wall?
…do we need
eggs this week.?”
Most misinterpreted
line of the night:
“We’re good until Wednesday”
Degustation:
Budget Charcuterie Plate, Munchos, D
Gourmet BBQ chips,
Donini Trebiano Chardonnay, Don
Simon White Sangria,
Pepito Blanca, Fennel.
#72 November 09 “The Hand”
Memorable lines:
“I like the way you look at me. I
feel it’s me you’re looking at.”
Memorable Audience
lines:
“Can we watch Wolfcop?”
Degustation:
Don Simon “Jacked up” White Sangria,
P’Shandy, Pabst-mato, Moosehead, Munchos: Original and the ever elusive BBQ!!,
Nacho Bugles, Swaddlers.
#73 December 02 TRIPLE
FEATURE
“Deathrow Gameshow”
“Creepshow”
“The Fog”
(4/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable lines:
“Who taught you how to drive, Ian
Fleming?”
“C’mon she’s waiting for her knight
in shining corduroy”
Memorable Audience
lines:
“Keep it down I’m trying to clean
here!””
“They’re probably talking about it
now.”
Degustation:
Don Simon Sangria, Moosehead, Double
Blanche du Lac,
BBQ Munchos, NoName BBQ chips,
Crunchy Cheetos,
Meatballs and Tzatziki.
#74 December 15
QUADRUPLE FEATURE
“Deranged”
“Secret File:
Hollywood”
“I Was a Teenage
Serial Killer”
“The Pyx”
Memorable lines:
“Call Maureen, she’s the only woman
I ever did trust.
She’s fat that’s why, a big heffer.”
“She took to a grudge like a trap to
a rabbit’s foot.”
“Zippy Daniels”
Memorable Audience
lines:
Sarah J. “Like OMG my movie has been
featured in like,
a film festival in like, Montreal!”
Degustation:
Impromptu Sangria, Moosehead, Orange
Pabst Shandy,
Munchos: BBQ and regular, Swaddlers
and friends,
NoName Rippled chips with Tzatziki
Dip
#75 December 22 TRIPLE
FEATURE
“Black Hooker”
“Savage Weekend”
“Dawn of the Dead”
(8/10 on the
frannyfright-o-meter)
Memorable lines:
“Mama I had him wrong you know that.”
“I can’t be nothing if I came from
your slimy guts.”
Memorable Audience
lines:
“Geraldine Chaplin?!”
Sexy Time Intermisssion:
Degustation:
Impromptu Sangria, Moosehead, Orange
Pabst Shandy,
Selection BBQ and Rippled Original chips,
Tostitos
Hint of Jalapeno, Gourmet D Caramel Popcorn,
Cocktail sausages with Tzatziki, Cherry Blossom.
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