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#76 January 08 TRIPLE FEATURE

 “Almost Hollywood”

 “My Mom’s a Werewolf”

“Crawlspace”

(10/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)

Memorable lines:

“I felt that the vaginal point of view would add

just the right level of subtle genital angst.”

“I’m a werewolf. I need a werewife.”

“So I guess we’ll live in a “were house””

“I saw you today.”

“You see me everyday.”

“So be it.”

Memorable Audience lines:

“OH NO!! OH MY GOD!! JESUS CHRIST!!” (Repeated 12-14 times)

“10?!”

Degustation:

Hochtaler, Vento de Mare, Moosehead,

Failed Bottlecaps aka: Spicy cupcakes,

Charcuterie plate with tzatziki, D Gourmet Rippled chips,

Munchos original, Chilled Cheetos,

Enjoy Life Lentil Chips Dill and Sour Cream Flavoured

#77 January 13 TRIPLE FEATURE

 “Coach”

 “Scary Movie 2”

“The Convent”

(7/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)

Memorable lines:

♪♫ My high school is the best high school in the ever lovin’ USA ♫♪

“Watch it! my fanny’s coming through”

“What kind of pussy does a priest get? Nun!”

Degustation:

Mott’s Clamato Caesars, Vento de Mare, Moosehead,

Don Simon Red, Dr. Pepper, Swaddlers and Bottlecaps,

Crunchy Cheetos, Late Night Doritos,

Ruffles Lightly salted original and BBQ chips, Surprise Cherry Blossom

#78 January 26 QUADRUPLE FEATURE

 “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls”

 “Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things”

Ghost Story: ep04 “Bad Connection”

“Connie and Carla”

Memorable lines:

“Rock and roll is not my cup of poison.”

“MAYONAISE!!”

“Stanley!”

“Barbara”

“Holy stockings!”

“Your voice is giving me shingles!”

Degustation:

Mott’s Clamato Caesars: Original and Pickled Bean,

Vento de Mare, Fontana di Papa White Wine Sangria, Moosehead,

Crunchy Cheetos, Flaming Hot Doritos, Lay’s Stax,

Mini Chicken Ball Buffet with Tzatziki

#79 January 31 TRIPLE FEATURE

 “Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker”

“Mama Dracula”

“Hellraiser”

(7/10, 7/10, 5/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)

Memorable lines:

“Cast-il”

“Wirgins!”

“Sabotage! Sabotage!”

“My fiancé came in here a half hour ago, ok? She has red hair, ok? 

And she's a bit… heavy, ok?”

“Come to daddy”

Memorable Audience lines:

“Isn’t he supposed to go to the AHHHHfice?!”

“It’s very scarey for our people”

“I fought them for 6 hours and you’re taking the box? 
I don’t think so!”

“Cenobuns”

Degustation:

Mott’s Clamato Caesars: Original, Fontana di Papa, Moosehead,

Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey Lemonade,

Confession #2, Capicola sandwiches, Bottlecaps,

Humpty Dumpty Party Mix, Gourmet D Caramel Corn,

Edamame and Ginger Hummus Calabrese Salami roll ups,

Selection Original and BBQ chips, Cool Ranch Doritos,

Old Dutch Sour Cream and Onion chips,

Dark Chocolate Covered Cranberries,

Pineapple Chunks and Vanilla Greek Yogurt

 

#80 February 14 QUINTUPLE FEATURE

 “The Bitch”

“Common Law Cabin”

“The Craven Sluck”

“Starsky & Hutch: S3, Ep3, Fatal Charm”

“My Bloody Valentine”

(9/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)

Memorable lines:

“Watching the box in a Marks and Sparks dressing gown?!”

“What the hell does marriage have to do with honesty?”

“Must you pant?”

“He makes me ashamed of my torso.”

“Happy fucking valentines day.”

“I’m no hooker (throws $$ on bed) You are now.”

Memorable (Entire) Audience lines:

“OHHH!!!!”

Degustation:

Ginger Simon, Moosehead Lager, Hungaria, Lay’s Stax chips, Munchies, Cheesy sausage rolls, Bacon sausage bites,

Surprise Cherry Blossom for one lucky audience member

#81 March 09 QUADRUPLE FEATURE

“The Gore Gore Girls”

“The Beach Girls”

“Girls Will Be Girls”

“Showgirls”

Memorable lines:

“That’s Marlene!”

“I’ve had more children pulled outta me than a burning orphanage.”

 “Your father killed your mother then she killed herself.”

“Darlin’”

Memorable Audience lines:

“That’s Jose!”

Degustation:

Mystery Mimosa, Moosehead Lager, L’Amoszus Scotch Ale,

Black Tower, Munchies Original, Gourmet D Rippled Chips, Swaddlers,
Bottle Caps, Meatballs with Tzatziki

TWAM est fier de vous présenter une soirée du Cinéma Français

#82 Avril 01

“L’homme est une femme comme les autres”

“Le père Noël est une ordure”

“Chouchou"

Textes mémorables:

“Catastrophe!!”

 “Chouchou!!”

Textes mémorables de l'audience:

“I love the French/Jewish Joan Collins… aka Andrea Martin”

“I’m mad at Chouchou right now”

Degustation:

Moosehead Lager, Carrelot des Amants, Vive la Vie, Perrier,

Les chips Gourmet D BBQ, Les chips Selection nature,

Les wontons frit, Les chips frites de Krack-o-Pop,

Baguette avec Fromage chèvre au canneberges, Pate de Foie,  

Saumon fumé, des Swaddliers et Bouchons épicé

Fin

#83 May 01 TRIPLE FEATURE

 “Manson Girls”

“Lady Street Fighter”

“Eyes of a Stranger"

(6/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)

Memorable lines:

“Charlie was cute, impish like.”

“I can’t move m’legs! I can’t move m’legs!”

Memorable Audience lines:

“Have you checked your shoes?”

Degustation:

Moosehead Lager, Hochtaler, Grapefruit Sparkling Lemonade,

Cucumber Mint Sparkling Lemonade, Munchos Original,

Ruffles Regular, Selection Ripples Regular,

Selection BBQ Chips

#84 May 15 TRIPLE FEATURE

 “Carnival of Blood”

“I Wonder Who’s Killing Her Now”

“Pick Up”

Memorable lines:

“Break a balloon, win a baboon!”

Memorable (in unison) Audience line:

“Gimpy!”

“A circle? Seriously?”

“Seriously, a circle?”

Degustation:

Revolution white, Don Simon red,

Pringles Groovz Applewood Smoked Cheddar,

Selection Ripples regular, and BBQ chips,

Chicken wings and Tzatziki

#85 June 01 TRIPLE FEATURE

 “Killpoint”

“The Hole”

“Mark of the Vampire”

Memorable lines:

♪♫ Oh calypso! nya, nya, nya ♪♬

“Vampire! Vampire! Get me outta here!!!”

Memorable Audience line:

Degustation:

Revolution white, Vento de Mare, Rothschild Pinot Noir,

Lay’s Spicy Cheddar, Lay’s Cheese and Onion, Gourmet D Regular,

Charcuterie plate "a la Mont Royale"

#86 June 07 DOUBLE FEATURE

“Frogs”

“Foxes”

Memorable lines:

“Oh! I have to get my net”

“He’s hypnotizing, before you know it

you’re on the street dressed as the Pointer Sisters.”

“Just because they fit you for a diaphragm,

 doesn’t make you a woman.”

“I hate my hips. I hate my hips!”

Memorable Audience line:

“Toot!”

Degustation:

Vento de Mare x 3.5, Selection Regular and BBQ chips,

Taco chips and Salsa, hamburger x .5

#87 July 08 DOUBLE FEATURE

“Myra Breckinridge”

“The North Avenue Irregulars”

Memorable lines:

“The Andrew Sisters really did roll out that barrel”

“Quítate el sombrero”

♪ Roll out the barrel ♬

“Looks like I slid into second base”

Memorable Audience line:

“Wanna see my penis?”

Degustation:

Vento de Mare x 2 Selection Rippled and BBQ chips,

Charcuterie plate

#88 July 12 DOUBLE FEATURE

“Whoever Slew Auntie Roo”

“Hellbent”

(8/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)

Memorable lines:

“I gotta scratch and sniff for the man hole cover.”

Memorable Audience line:

“Was that Kiss?”

“Someone’s gonna rip him outta the caaaaar!!!!”

Degustation:

Vento de Mare, Irida x 2, Lay’s Old Fashioned BBQ chips,

Lay’s Wavy chips, Munchies Original,

Pamplemousse and Lemon Sparkling Lemonade

#89 July 19 QUADRUPLE FEATURE

“Fuji”

“The Ritz”

“We’re the Millers”

“Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates”

Memorable lines:

“Get me a cocktail!”

“You’re my jellyroll man”

“Get away from me Claude”

“Push Pop”

Memorable Audience line:

“Bring it in Nick, let’s kiss you”

Degustation:

Vento de Mare, Irida x 2, Dr. Pepper, Raspberry Water,

Gourmet D Regular and BBQ chips, Munchies Original
Krack-o-Pop BBQ fries

 #90 August 02 DOUBLE FEATURE

“Sins of the Fleshapoids”

“The Secret of Wendel Samson”

Memorable lines:

“Turn and face me!”

“They can feel love in their aluminum hearts”

“Terry, I don’t love you, blah, blah, blah… ”

Memorable Audience line:

“Are they the dream police?”

“Can you put that in recycling, please?”

Degustation:

Irida x 3, Ole Sangrita, Tia Pepper shooters, Cheetos, Doritos, Munchos, Watson Ridge BBQ chicken(?) wings

Special guest appearance by a Golden Dancer

#91 August 15

“Another Son of Sam”

TV Show Extravaganza #1

Memorable lines:

“Between you and that mouse, somebody’s gotta go!”

“Welcome to the Tree House Lounge, we now proudly present

Johnny Charro!”

Memorable Audience line:

“Nipples McGee!”

Degustation:

Irida x 4, Tia Pepper shooters, Dr. Pepper chasers,

Thailand Inspired Red Curry Flavoured Potato Chips,

Portugal Inspired Charcoal Roasted Chicken Flavoured Potato Chips,

                                               Munchies, PC Honey BBQ ribs

#92 September 06 TRIPLE FEATURE

“The Night Visitor”

“Trog”
"Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" 

Memorable lines:
"They make the mafia look like Brownies" 
"You've got two of everything and some leftover" 

Memorable Audience line:

“C’mon Trog show us your ass”

Degustation:

Crama Regala, Irida, Moosehead, Don Simon Sangria,

Lay’s Summer Flavours Potato chips: Pizza, Onion Rings, Cheesy Garlic Bread, Irresistibles Bacon and Cheddar Old-fashioned chips

 

 

#93 September 07

"Friday the 13th: Part 2"

(6.5/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)

Memorable lines:

"Oh my God they're towing us!"

Memorable Audience line:

"Where are my clothes? Who took my clothes? Bobby is that you?"
"It's a chip fiasco!"

Degustation:

Moosehead, (Leftover) Lay’s Summer Flavours Potato chips: Pizza, Onion Rings, Cheesy Garlic Bread, Selection Regular and BBQ chips

 

#94 September 24 DOUBLE FEATURE

“Private Parts”

"Witchboard”

(7/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)

Memorable lines:

"Damn bathroom, always someone in here when I wanna take a piss!”

“T.T.F.N!”

Memorable Audience line:

“When it comes to spirits…”

Degustation:

Moosehead, St. Ambroise Double IPA, St. Ambroise Black IPA,

Double Fruit Punch IPA, Nicholas Laloux Sangria, Cheetos,

Krack-o-Pop BBQ Fries, Sonic Sour Cream Doritos, Gummy Brains,

Irresistibles Old-fashioned BBQ Mesquite chips

Irresistibles Old-fashioned Lime and Black Pepper chips

#95 October 25 DOUBLE FEATURE

“Sugar Hill”

“House of 1,000 Corpses”

(5/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)

Memorable lines:

"Pigeon head”

Memorable Audience line:

“Who dis?”

Degustation:

Two Oceans, Moosehead, Irida, Tia Peppers, Doritos,

Party Mix, Cheetos, Chicken Wings,

Roasted Garlic Hummus Capicola Wraps,

Surprise-sized Pepperoni Pizza

#96 December 20 DOUBLE(?) FEATURE

“The Visit”

Note: Due to extreme boredom, the screening of The Visit was cancelled after approximately 7 minutes. No plans to reschedule

“Cabin in the Woods”

(8/10 on the frannyfright-o-meter)

Memorable lines:

“Tequila is my lady?”

Memorable Audience line:

"Uh, where’s the cabin?”

Degustation:

Two Oceans, Vivola, Irida, Moosehead,

Munchies Original, Gourmet D Regular and BBQ chips,

Tortilla wraps, Pepperoni Pizza, Chinese Buffet.