#14) January 11 DOUBLE FEATURE
"Raising Cain"
"The Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf"
"The Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf"
Memorable lines:
"SHADDUP!!"
"It's not the mileage, it's the make"
"Hickory dickory dock. Cain has picked his lock"
"When the farmers start knocking off the chickens, we start knocking off the farmers"
"It's not the mileage, it's the make"
"Hickory dickory dock. Cain has picked his lock"
"When the farmers start knocking off the chickens, we start knocking off the farmers"
Degustation: Labatt Bleue, Pepito
Blanca, Gray Wolf, 7UP,
PJC Low salt and BBQ chips, Bugles
#15 January 21 "Malibu High"
Memorable lines:
"I paid the man for one serving. I didn't know this was a smorgasbord"
"Maybe daddy wouldn't have killed himself because he couldn't get it up anymore!"
"You're gonna have to lose your cherry on you're own time"
"Maybe daddy wouldn't have killed himself because he couldn't get it up anymore!"
"You're gonna have to lose your cherry on you're own time"
Degustation: Pabst Blue Ribbon, Gray Wolf, No-name low-salt ripple chips,
and Doritos Roulette
and Doritos Roulette
Memorable Audience Line (Post screening and from a remote location):
"P'testicles!"
#16 January 27 DOUBLE FEATURE
"Action Jackson"
"The Madmen of Mandoras"
"Action Jackson"
"The Madmen of Mandoras"
Memorable lines:
"It was a regular fuck-o-rama at my place last night"
"Eee...eee...eee...eee" (Concentration camp!)
"Eee...eee...eee...eee" (Concentration camp!)
Degustation: Pabst Blue Ribbon, St. Ambroise Oatmeal Stout, Meatballs,
Crudités Platter, Bugles and Gourmet Caramel Popcorn
(Note: The Smarties remained unopened)
#17 February 10 DOUBLE FEATURE
Lay's Stax cheddar chips, Cheetos,
Crudités Platter, Bugles and Gourmet Caramel Popcorn
(Note: The Smarties remained unopened)
#17 February 10 DOUBLE FEATURE
"Corpse Grinders"
"Sisters"
"Sisters"
Memorable lines:
"I slipped the suture nurse a 20 dollar bill"
"Are you on diet pills again?"
"Can I plug my extension cord into your outlet?"
Degustation: Labatt Bleue, Pabst Blue Ribbon, PJC BBQ chips, "Are you on diet pills again?"
"Can I plug my extension cord into your outlet?"
Lay's Stax cheddar chips, Cheetos,
#18 February 29 DOUBLE FEATURE
"Switchblade Sisters"
"Starsky and Hutch:S4 E1"Discomania"
"Starsky and Hutch:S4 E1"Discomania"
Memorable lines:
"As evil as a man can be he will never be as evil as a devil inside a woman"
"Someone copped a bottle of stimulants from the medicine cabinet"
"Full of ginger aren't you?"
"My old man, god rest his ass..."
"You know, sooner or later every woman's bound to find out
the only thing a man's got below his belt is clay feet"
"Someone copped a bottle of stimulants from the medicine cabinet"
"Full of ginger aren't you?"
"My old man, god rest his ass..."
"You know, sooner or later every woman's bound to find out
the only thing a man's got below his belt is clay feet"
Degustation: Hoegaarden, Labatt Bleue, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Cheesy Salsa canapés,
Cheese and potato Pierogies, Cheesy Pork Carnitas
#19 March 8 DOUBLE FEATURE
Cheese and potato Pierogies, Cheesy Pork Carnitas
#19 March 8 DOUBLE FEATURE
"Sting of Death"
"Sextette"
"Sextette"
Memorable lines:
"If it weren't for Ruth..."
"I've seen enough stiffs to..."
"I thought he'd be here tonight but..."
"We'll be in the radio room."
"I'm the girl that works at Paramount all day, and Fox all night."
"If it weren't for Ruth..."
"I've seen enough stiffs to..."
"I thought he'd be here tonight but..."
"We'll be in the radio room."
"I'm the girl that works at Paramount all day, and Fox all night."
Degustation: Bavaria beer, Pizza, Pizza pepperoni and cheese pizza
#20 March 17 "Salon Kitty"
Memorable lines:
"Are we going to put on chastity belts because war was declared"
"Fresh air makes me dizzy, I prefer champagne"
"Love smells the same everywhere"
"Are we going to put on chastity belts because war was declared"
"Fresh air makes me dizzy, I prefer champagne"
"Love smells the same everywhere"
Degustation: Cid cidre petillant, Bavaria beer, Labatt Bleue, Pepito Rojo,
Pabst Blue Ribbon, Labatt 50, Cocktail wieners with home made marinade,
Bacon wrapped cocktail wieners, Spicy chicken wings with tzatziki sauce,
Ruffles regular chips
Pabst Blue Ribbon, Labatt 50, Cocktail wieners with home made marinade,
Bacon wrapped cocktail wieners, Spicy chicken wings with tzatziki sauce,
Ruffles regular chips
#21 April 5 TRIPLE FEATURE
"Invasion of the Bee Girls"
"Shriek of the Mutilated"
"Mission: Monte Carlo"
Memorable lines:
"Captain Fingers aka Captain Peters"
"Dr. Murder aka Dr. Murger"
"Susan Harris as herself"
"It's his leg, his leg!!!"
"The height, the strength, the fetid aroma"
Memorable Audience Lines:
"They go on your bathtub, sir"
"Captain Fingers aka Captain Peters"
"Dr. Murder aka Dr. Murger"
"Susan Harris as herself"
"It's his leg, his leg!!!"
"The height, the strength, the fetid aroma"
Memorable Audience Lines:
"They go on your bathtub, sir"
Degustation: Cid cidre petillant, Pepito Rojo, Labatt 50,
Bacon wrapped cocktail wieners,
Cocktail wieners in General Tao sauce,
Turkey orbs with tzatziki sauce,
Spanakopita
Bacon wrapped cocktail wieners,
Cocktail wieners in General Tao sauce,
Turkey orbs with tzatziki sauce,
Spanakopita
#22 April 14 DOUBLE FEATURE
"Phantom of the Paradise"
"Princess and the Call Girl"
Memorable lines:
"I know drug real from real real!"
"I know drug real from real real!"
"You hug the fuckers and you fuck the huggers"
"We have a view that belongs on a bank calendar"
"Go serve the blintzes
Who are they?"
Memorable Audience Lines:
"Orange, raspberry, POW!"
Memorable Audience Lines:
"Orange, raspberry, POW!"
Degustation: Cid cidre petillant, Pepito Rojo, ORP,
Red corn tortilla chips, Snapea Crisps, Samosas, Pork bites,
Chicken strips with tzatziki sauce
Red corn tortilla chips, Snapea Crisps, Samosas, Pork bites,
Chicken strips with tzatziki sauce
#23 April 26 DOUBLE FEATURE and A COUPLE OF SHORTS
"Sleepaway Camp"
"Sinderella and the Golden Bra"
"She Should Have Stayed in bed"
"Nude in the window"
"She Should Have Stayed in bed"
"Nude in the window"
Memorable lines:
"Look at all that young fresh chicken. Where I come from, we call 'em baldies."
"Look at all that young fresh chicken. Where I come from, we call 'em baldies."
"She's a real carpenter's dream: flat as a board and needs a screw!"
"Knit one, purl two, over three, it's just my therapy"
"Knit one, purl two, over three, it's just my therapy"
Degustation: Cid cidre petillant, Pepito Rojo, Bacon Nachos,
Red corn tortilla chips, Spinach dip, Capicola wraps,
Chicken wings with tzatziki sauce
INTERMISSION MISHAPRed corn tortilla chips, Spinach dip, Capicola wraps,
Chicken wings with tzatziki sauce
#24 May 5 TRIPLE FEATURE
"The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"
"The Baby"
"Death Game”
"Death Game”
Memorable lines:
“Rock ‘n Roll detective? He couldn’t find the handle on a
coffee cup”
“The white
Van McCoy look-a-like”
“Anyone
else in this situation would shit a Miata”
Memorable audience lines:
“That’s
Ruth Roman? Oh, ok now I get it”
“Boozy
Pleshette”
“…You got
grandparents all over my chocolate!”
Degustation: Chilled Real Sangria, Warm Labatt 50,
Room
temperature Pepito Blanca, Piping hot Spinach/Lentil dip, Doritos,
Lay’s low sodium chips and cold pizza
Lay’s low sodium chips and cold pizza
#25 May 17 DOUBLE FEATURE
“Suburban Roulette”
"Glen or Glenda"
"Satan's School for Girls" (interrupted)
"Satan's School for Girls" (interrupted)
Memorable lines:
“A wife that stays just a little bit
drunk
so the house doesn’t look that dirty”
“The end of study is only the beginning
of reality”
“Puppy dog tails and big fat snails”
Degustation: Real Sangria, Orange Raspberry Pow!,
Humpty Dumpty party mix, Bean and Rice Salt and Pepper flavoured chips, Chicken/bacon bites, spicy sausage bites, chocolate covered matzo
Humpty Dumpty party mix, Bean and Rice Salt and Pepper flavoured chips, Chicken/bacon bites, spicy sausage bites, chocolate covered matzo
Note: Due to a spontaneous dance party erupting mid screening, we will resume
the viewing of "Satan's School for Girls" at a later date.
the viewing of "Satan's School for Girls" at a later date.
#26 June 14 DOUBLE FEATURE
“Hillbillys in a Haunted House”
"Queen of Outer Space"
Memorable lines:
“It's a weird-woof!!”
“Bahccino!!”
"A man chases a girl until she catches him"
"A man chases a girl until she catches him"
Degustation:
Gazela, Orange Sangria Pow!, Sloe Gin Fizz,
Dinamita Nacho Picoso and Chile
Limon Doritos, Bacon nachos,
Spicy chicken wings with tzatziki sauce
#27 July 16 DOUBLE FEATURE
“Looking
for Mr. Goodbar”
Musical Interlude: Billy
Ocean’s “Caribbean Queen”
"To
the Devil a Daughter"
Memorable
lines:
“I’d rather be seduced than comforted”
“We all hurt someplace and we’re all looking for a
painkiller”
Memorable
audience lines:
“Falsies made of brass?”
“Don’t
mock the frock”
Degustation: Nicolas
Laloux Rosé, 120 Rosé, Pepito Rojo, Shrimp cocktail.
Spicy sausage bacon bites, Sweet Chili Heat Doritos,
Snapea Crisps,
Beanfield’s Pico de Gallo rice and bean chips,
Old Dutch regular and ketchup chips
#28 August
04 DOUBLE FEATURE
“Thank God
It’s Friday”
“Mercy,
the Mummy Mumbled”
Memorable
lines:
“They’re my tits and they should be at home, not out
on the town”
“Zodiac signs have always been just, no!”
“Keep them feet movin’ or someone will steal your shoes"
"Come to this address
at once, I've located a mummy!"
Memorable
audience lines:
“Thank God It’s Over”
Degustation: Nicolas
Laloux Rosé, Surprise centered meat balls,
Charcuterie plate, BBQ Bits and
Bites, Lay’s Wavy Sour cream and Sriracha chips, Sweet and Salty Bugles Remix,
Chili Cheese Ruffles.
Fun Fact:
This has
been a THURSDAY screening of a tipsy WEDNESDAY afternoon movie about a FRIDAY
night.
#29
August 23 DOUBLE FEATURE
“TNT
Jackson”
“Blood
Mania”
Memorable
lines
“He wanted me to send him some money, but
I sent him a piece of my mind”
Degustation:
Lolita Sexy Margarita, Labatt Bleue in super chilled mugs, No Name low salt
rippled chips, Double Dutch smoked meat and mustard hoagie chips, Organic Cheese
Puffs,
TnT Korean roasted sea laver, Bacon wrapped-Butter Chicken sauce soaked-Smoked sausage bites, Charcuterie plate
TnT Korean roasted sea laver, Bacon wrapped-Butter Chicken sauce soaked-Smoked sausage bites, Charcuterie plate
#30 October 01 TRIPLE FEATURE
“Stunts”
“Evel Knievel” (Incomplete viewing)
“Body Double”
Memorable lines
“Watch out, she’s hot. She’ll cover you like mold!”
“I bought a ticket because I wanted to see you splat”
Memorable audience lines
“He was all hands and all we got was a pinkie!”
Degustation: Labatt Bleue in super chilled mugs, Pepito Blanca,
(Dangerously cough inducing) Boris Cool Citrus and
Chili beverage,
Salsa Fiesta and Buffalo Ranch Pringles, Kettle
Classic Caesar chips,
Spicy bacon pork bites, Pizza and fries
#31 November 10 DOUBLE FEATURE
“Mahogany”
“Forbidden Zone” (Incomplete viewing)
Memorable
lines
“Mahogany presents to you the Kabuki finale”
“People stop that sighin' and get out and vote for
Brian”
Memorable
audience artwork:
Degustation:
White
wine orangerine spritzers, Beringer rose, Corona, Doritos Collision
Chips: Habanero Guacamole, Spicy pork and bacon bites, Mystery falafel
with avocado hummus, Capicola and
tzatziki
#32 November 24 DOUBLE FEATURE
“For Pete’s Sake”
Intermission: “Get Smart: Dr. Yes”
Ep. 69-09
“Violent Midnight”
Memorable
lines
“It is music to my ears and pomegranates to my soul”
“Jawohl, oui, da, si”
“Who’s your favourite painter?”
“Max Factor”
Memorable
line by proxy: “40 dollars!!!”
Degustation: Nicolas Laloux Rosé,
Pepito Rojo, Labatt Bleue, Fritos BBQ corn chips, samosas, BBQ honey garlic
chicken wings with tzatziki, and Cheetos
#33 December 27 Cheesy
TV: Dance Party Edition
“Get Smart”
The Groovy Guru
“What’s Happening!!”
My Three Tons
“Charlie’s Angels”
Dancing in the Dark
“Batman”
Hot Off the Griddle / The Cat and
the Fiddle
“Facts of Life”
Who am I?
“Square Pegs”
Muffy’s Bat Mitzvah
Memorable lines
“I’ll be
an old tabby by then”
Memorable line by proxy: “Dead, dead, dead”
Degustation: Bloody Caesars, Labatt Bleue, Humpty Dumpty
Cruncheez, Veggie Straws Zesty Ranch, Pigs in the blanket, Samosas
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